I will try to find some of the old ones. Hopefully I have them in emails or elsewhere. The names of the innocent and the guilty will be changed or left out. Here's one from a month or so ago.
"I went to the doctor today about allergies and got an unscheduled pap smear. I
usually like to prepare for those because you never know what you're
going to find in my vagina. There could have been little plastic army men in there."
Storm the trenches! Clear out the foxholes!